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Privacy Policy

Effective July 5, 2026 · toolsforstupidwizards.com

Short version: the tools run entirely in your browser. Nothing you type or upload is sent to me, stored by me, or seen by me. No accounts, no cookies. The only measurement is an anonymous, cookieless page-visit counter.

1. Who this covers

This policy describes how Tools for Stupid Wizards ("the site", "I") handles information when you visit toolsforstupidwizards.com or use any of the tools on it. The site is operated by an individual creator in the United States.

2. What you type and upload

Every tool on this site (the Minecraft chat generator, the fake review generator, the review thumbnail generator, and any tool added later unless its page says otherwise) runs client-side in your web browser. The text you type and the images you upload are processed on your own device to draw the picture you download. They are never transmitted to this site's servers, never stored, and never shared. If you close the tab, they're gone.

3. Information I collect directly

None. The site has no user accounts, no sign-up forms, no comment sections, no newsletters, and no contact forms. I do not collect names, email addresses, or any other personal information.

4. Hosting and server logs

The site is hosted on Vercel. Like nearly every web host, Vercel may process basic technical data when your browser requests a page, such as your IP address, browser type, and the pages requested. This happens as part of serving and securing the website, and it's governed by Vercel's privacy policy. I don't access or use this data to identify visitors.

5. Cookies and analytics

This site does not set cookies. It uses Vercel Web Analytics to count page visits. That system works without cookies and without tracking you across other sites: it records anonymous, aggregated numbers like page views, country, browser type, and referrer, and it can't identify you personally. Details are in Vercel's analytics privacy description. There are no other analytics or tracking scripts, and nothing about your visit is ever sold or shared.

6. Third-party links

The "Buy me a coffee" buttons link to my page on buymeacoffee.com. If you click through and support the site there, anything you enter on that page (name, payment info, messages) is handled by Buy Me a Coffee under their privacy policy. I only see what they show creators: typically a display name and any message you choose to leave.

7. Children's privacy

The site doesn't knowingly collect personal information from anyone, including children under 13. Since there are no accounts or forms, there's nothing to collect.

8. Your rights

Depending on where you live (for example, under the GDPR in Europe or the CCPA in California), you may have rights to access, correct, or delete personal data a site holds about you. Because this site doesn't collect or store personal data, there's generally nothing to access or delete. For data processed by Vercel or Buy Me a Coffee, contact them through the policies linked above.

9. Changes to this policy

If the site's data practices ever change (for example, adding analytics or a contact form), this page will be updated and the effective date at the top will change. Meaningful changes won't apply retroactively.

10. Contact

Questions about this policy? Leave a message through the Buy Me a Coffee page and I'll get back to you.

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